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	<description>The Life and Times of a Měiguórén</description>
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		<title>The Metamorphosis of Speed Lab</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Garrett</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[amusing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[balls deep]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Speed Lab&#62;Peed Slab&#62;Peed Sllab&#62;Balls Deep So next time you find yourself in an awkward conversation, just say &#8220;speed lab!&#8221;.  Works every time.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Speed Lab&gt;Peed Slab&gt;Peed Sllab&gt;Balls Deep</p></blockquote>
<p>So next time you find yourself in an awkward conversation, just say &#8220;speed lab!&#8221;.  Works every time.</p>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Most Expensive Hamburger</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like Burger King London has unveiled the world's most expensive hamburger.  Surprisingly it actually looks pretty good.  With a simple name like 'The Burger']]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-161" title="Delicious Hamburger" src="http://www.grimmdude.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/408384715_7c3d793879-300x199.jpg" alt="" title="Delicious Hamburger" width="300" height="199" /> It looks like Burger King London has unveiled the world&#8217;s most expensive hamburger.  Surprisingly it actually looks pretty good.  With a simple name like &#8216;The Burger&#8217; you wouldn&#8217;t expect it to rock such ingredients as <a title="Wagyu beef" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagyu" target="_blank" title="Wagyu beef">Wagyu beef</a> , <span id="intelliTXT">Modena <a title="Balsamic Vinegar" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balsamic_vinegar" target="_blank" title="Balsamic Vinegar">balsamic vinegar</a> </span> , and an Iranian <a title="Saffron" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saffron" target="_blank" title="Saffron">saffron</a> and white truffle dusted <a title="Bun" href="http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3025863/2/istockphoto_3025863_hamburger_bun.jpg" target="_blank" title="Bun" rel="lightbox[160]">bun</a> .  This boasty burger is available once a week at only one restaurant in West London and will be benefiting the Help A London Child charity.  Why do Europeans always get the good stuff!?</p>
<p>[<a title="foxnews.com" href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,368901,00.html" target="_blank" title="foxnews.com">foxnews.com</a> ]</p>
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		<title>Time to reflect</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Garrett</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mexico]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that I&#8217;ve had time to reflect my recent trip to Mexico, I have this to say: Please don&#8217;t buy little multicolor chicks unless prostitution is legal in your country&#8230;ok<a href="http://www.grimmdude.com/time-to-reflect/">&#160; read more...</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that I&#8217;ve had time to reflect my recent trip to Mexico, I have this to say:  Please don&#8217;t buy little multicolor chicks unless prostitution is legal in your country&#8230;ok leave that last part out.  Wow, it feels so nice to be done with the week.  nice nice nice.  Who knows what the weekend has in store for me, maybe a little relaxing on the couch?  Maybe taking Frankenstein to the park?  It&#8217;s all fair game.<br />
P.S. Elena this was for you!!!<br />
<img src="http://www.grimmdude.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/peltor-radio-muff-sm.jpg" alt="Ugly Headphones!" /></p>
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		<title>A couple of poems</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 06:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Garrett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I wrote a couple poems that I like. A Haiku and a Fibonacci. Fish biting the hooks Like they are hungry as pigs The water is calm A Do<a href="http://www.grimmdude.com/a-couple-of-poems/">&#160; read more...</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I wrote a couple poems that I like.  A Haiku and a Fibonacci.</p>
<p>Fish biting the hooks<br />
Like they are hungry as pigs<br />
The water is calm</p>
<p>A<br />
Do<br />
and<br />
Si are<br />
sung with<br />
solfegio which<br />
is a good method to train a<br />
musically inclined person to use their ear<br />
when practicing, performing, and listening to all styles of musics.</p>
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